Will this impact on shooting?

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  1. eyewitnesss

    eyewitnesss Government Spy

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    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A47 in Norfolk recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"
    Happy new year
     
  2. peter b

    peter b Member

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    Dead Cows

    I bloody love this one matey====you aint Aussie by any chance:D:D==just up their street this is.
    Regards Pete
     
  3. johnnyboy

    johnnyboy Active Member

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    That was even funny at 5.30 am
     
  4. mrgbb

    mrgbb New Member

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    Love it :)
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Stealthy Walther Shooter

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    nice one mate:lev
     
  6. McMurphy

    McMurphy New Member

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    Ha ha ha very good :D
     
  7. still missin

    still missin New Member

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    Brilliant.:)
     
  8. C.Eaton

    C.Eaton Confirmed Anschutz Nut...

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    Related this to my wife, she just looked at me blankly; I thought it was hilarious... :D
     
  9. blue dragon

    blue dragon Member

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    OH my ribs brilliant
     
  10. Waldo

    Waldo Active Member

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    There are tear drops on my keyboard :D:D
     
  11. maddog

    maddog Active Member

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    Nice one bri:D:D:D
     
  12. Gary Martin

    Gary Martin sultans of spring

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    priceless

    thought it was genuine at first, brilliant absolutely priceless
     
  13. popsheep

    popsheep Lee Marvin & the Shadows

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    good one

    Read it out to my wife before I,d finished she said Oh and Oh again
    When I,d finished she said it was bloody stupid.I thought it was bloody good
    Well done sir and a happy New year to you
     
  14. LittleJack

    LittleJack Active Member

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    Well I read it 3 times to my Mrs and she still don't get it haha
    Very good I'm gonna rob it
    Jack
     
  15. Shaqa

    Shaqa New Member

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    That was dam good mate. I couldn't keep a straight face when I read it to my wife!
     
  16. Scottish Guy

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    Classic

    Pure class top of the class that man.:D:D:D
     

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