Trials and Tribulations of LAity

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by Buster21, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. Buster21

    Buster21 Member

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    Following on from other threads where our friend Rog has been the butt of many jokes:eek: Ithought as a fellow team member I would do my best to help the old boy out:D
    After much deliberation and many conversations with fellow shooters we think we have come up with the answer!!!! It`s range finding and distance perception, Here is my proof;

    1) When I first met Rog his catchphrase was small- med- Rog when in effect it should have been
    Large-med-Rog. no sense of size.:D
    2) When at the bar Rog`s arms are always shorter than his pockets no sense of distance.:D
    3) Only ever has two fags, no sense of numbers
    4) Went fishing with Vinny Mike and Steph only to find the monster he caught was actually smaller than the maggots he used for bait. no sense of size:D
    5) last but not least Rog if you don`t believe have a look in your trousers that 6" is infact only3":eek:

    so now if you take this on board those what you think are 30yarders wil only really be 15yards:D:D:D:D

    Rog I dont charge my help but you could always buy me a pint or would that now be a half:D:D

    regards Dave
     
  2. Knockedover

    Knockedover CSFTA Champ

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    I think he's secretly aware of that one Dave hence the Subaru...compensating for something I reckon :D:D
     
  3. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Just curious Buster..but how do you know about Laity,s inches??? Very strange you southerners.:p:p:D:D
     
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  4. Knockedover

    Knockedover CSFTA Champ

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    Southerners strange!!....erm....

    [​IMG]

    What was going on there then Geoff??:D:D
     
  5. Lloyd_D

    Lloyd_D New Member

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    Probably why he shoots full-bore

    no worries with wind or distance

    EASY :D

    ;)
     
  6. Ripleysniper

    Ripleysniper Team Walther 2011

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    Geoff only you could bring it down to the gutter level with you one track mind.:D:eek:
     
  7. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Trust someone to bring the pic up....Just when it had died out, Ripley [Andy] only asked a qeustion reasonable i thought ...Bloody southerners....See you lot on Sunday....whooppeee.....OH and you as well Rog.............:p:p:p:D:D:D
     
  8. LAity

    LAity Goed Geschoten

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    You wait.....you just wait....... This weekend is the one!!!! O God i hope i so:D:D
     
  9. steveggg

    steveggg Trainee Grumps

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    This weekend is the one!!!! O God i hope i so

    GOD, try ALLAH, you know a few of his mates, F--K it try any of them ROG, YOU need something to help.

    Maybe NO sex for a month, tell Barry OK.
     
  10. LAity

    LAity Goed Geschoten

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    NO SEX...not even with" Who the F%^& is Barry" ....shant bother going then...LOL. You wait Steve...when i come in with a top score you will be sorry.. AND as for that Mr Lillywhite....he is gunna get it mate i can tell ya.

    LAity:)
     
  11. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    IF its any consolation Rog old boy, I have the upmost faith in you ...........................................................





















    Honest.....:D:D
     
  12. tokoloshe

    tokoloshe Twang ****!

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    Rog, another fiver says 52 tops!
     
  13. LAity

    LAity Goed Geschoten

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    Just looked out of the window and there are houses being blown away:eek: I think its fare to say that its a tad windy... Hell knows what kind of wind we will see tomorrow morning..... Nick i think we should discuss this matter later this eve ..i may take you up on your offer mate.....there again i might not:)


    LAity
     
  14. tokoloshe

    tokoloshe Twang ****!

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    Rog, thanks for the fiver;) AGAIN! You pay for my food every comp now:D
     

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