The wife has just sacked me ;;;;;;;;;

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by popsheep, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. popsheep

    popsheep Lee Marvin & the Shadows

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    decorating started today in the Bainbridge household .
    Up the ladder taking the pictures down off the walls ,stepping off the ladder onto the staircase which I thought with my eyes were the same height but no it was 2 steps higher so I fell head first and smashed my arm and head on the baister but keeping the print of the springer spanial intact ,which I have to say pleased her somewhat.
    Bloody hell I was dizzy as hell but after a coffee and a sit down got the paint out Dulux one coat ,just the best in our house.
    Took the lid off and was about to start but the tin was in the wrong place ,lifted the oblong plastic carton but unbe known to me the wire handle had poped out of one side of the paint tin and as I lifted it up to mowe the bloody thing tipped to one end and the paint came pissing out all over the stair carpet,I was not pleased but she was even more madder than me .
    I;m at the moment banished to the spare room and dont know when I;ll be allowed out .Its only 10;oclock on a Monday morning
    Life sucks when your 63 and your eyes ar;nt what they used to be .


    cheers Ian
     
  2. sultano

    sultano Member

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    stick to gardening and get that hedge planted :D
     
  3. villiers

    villiers Self appointed antipimp

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    Go shooting for the day.:)
     
  4. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Take the rest of the day off mate, keep an eye on your banged head....take care woki ;):):)
     
  5. steveggg

    steveggg Trainee Grumps

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    WHAT, for a younger model, that dosn't use grecian 20000.

    Call el Tel, he always has an answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. sultano

    sultano Member

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    weapons grade ? :D
     
  7. sultano

    sultano Member

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    pictures ? we want pictures ? :p
     
  8. popsheep

    popsheep Lee Marvin & the Shadows

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    pics I have a few

    I took 3 for the insureance company but dont know how to put them on but believe me a new stair carpet will be coming I;m sure if the insureand jib it will be down to me
     
  9. sultano

    sultano Member

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    pity you dont have CCTV i would have paid to see it :shot:
     
  10. sultano

    sultano Member

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    down the bottom , manage attachments :)
     
  11. Cooperman

    Cooperman New Member

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    Do you do private work Ian?

    I could do with a new stair carpet :rolleyes::D


    "You can stick decorating up your AR5E"
     
  12. bypass

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    I`ve seen you sprint up and down those ladders at MAD . I reckon this is just a ruse to get out of doing the bloody decorating .

    Andy
     
  13. JAGXKRS

    JAGXKRS Sparky's Bodyguard

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    There are definatly witneses to this, we were all waiting for him to fall off :eek::eek::D:D:D
     
  14. BEESA

    BEESA Member

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    And they say , if you can piss you can paint . Lmao mate :D Good to see that you are ok and never managed to do too much damage to your goodself ;)

    Don ..
     
  15. Sharpe

    Sharpe Semper fidelis

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    Get up there and show him how a decent decorater does it mate :D:D:D

    Ian, I hope that bump on the head doesnt give you any silly ideas about making the courses tougher!:eek::)
     

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