Swine Flu

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by Cop Out & Dead Shot, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. Cop Out & Dead Shot

    Cop Out & Dead Shot Member

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    I think I've caught that swine flu.

    Only I've just noticed I've come out in a rasher:D:D:D
     
  2. john0108

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    Get to the doctors and demand they give you some OINKMENT:)
     
  3. Cop Out & Dead Shot

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    I thought about trotting off there but our Dr makes a pigs ear out of anything he does
     
  4. Cop Out & Dead Shot

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    Been to doctors he gave me some cream but its a pig to put on. Got to go bacon thursday for the results.:D
     
  5. RobF

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    I'm not sure what's worse, this thread or the virus! :D
     
  6. palmanda

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    Every time I trot past a muddy puddle I cant resist rolling in it..............................
     
  7. JAGXKRS

    JAGXKRS Sparky's Bodyguard

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    I'm pig sick of jokes like this :D
     
  8. delta1

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    Imagine how the rest of the Anston members feel.:D:p


    :shot:
     
  9. Cop Out & Dead Shot

    Cop Out & Dead Shot Member

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    At least I don't tell porkies
     
  10. delta1

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    :Dkeep em coming......
     
  11. Cop Out & Dead Shot

    Cop Out & Dead Shot Member

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    Just keep your snout out
     
  12. GMF

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    of cause you've got swine flu ....your an EX-COPPER :eek: :p :p :p :D

    Glynn
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    Sorry i could'nt resist :p :p :p :D
     
  13. steve RS

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    You will know when you have it

    Samples:


    Mild

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    Severe

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  14. fisherman1

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    I tried to ring the nhs help line but all i get is crackling!!!
     
  15. Rik ochet

    Rik ochet Its my skunk, I saw it !!

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    I thought this might fit into the thread :D
     

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  16. superstarjamieev2mk2

    superstarjamieev2mk2 New Member

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    If i had a snout like that i'd, CHOP it off :D:D:p
     
  17. Cop Out & Dead Shot

    Cop Out & Dead Shot Member

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    I just wish all these PIGGING jokes would stop!!! :D:D:D
     
  18. Cop Out & Dead Shot

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    Goint to the theatre tonight. Going to see Pigmallion:D:D
     
  19. FUBAR

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    YER JOIN THAT SHOOTING THE BREEZE WEB THINGY YA DONT GET ANY SILLY NONE AIR GUN RELATETED NONSENSE ON THERE !!!

    COME ON LADS THIS JUST THE SNORT OF STUFF I DONT WANT TO READ:rolleyes::D
     
  20. RobF

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    You'll have to excuse them, although i've told them before, they're slow loiners. :rolleyes:
     

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