Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by Cop Out & Dead Shot, Apr 29, 2009.
I think I've caught that swine flu.
Only I've just noticed I've come out in a rasher
Get to the doctors and demand they give you some OINKMENT
I thought about trotting off there but our Dr makes a pigs ear out of anything he does
Been to doctors he gave me some cream but its a pig to put on. Got to go bacon thursday for the results.
I'm not sure what's worse, this thread or the virus!
Every time I trot past a muddy puddle I cant resist rolling in it..............................
I'm pig sick of jokes like this
Imagine how the rest of the Anston members feel.
At least I don't tell porkies
keep em coming......
Just keep your snout out
of cause you've got swine flu ....your an EX-COPPER
Sorry i could'nt resist
You will know when you have it
I tried to ring the nhs help line but all i get is crackling!!!
I thought this might fit into the thread
If i had a snout like that i'd, CHOP it off
I just wish all these PIGGING jokes would stop!!!
Goint to the theatre tonight. Going to see Pigmallion
YER JOIN THAT SHOOTING THE BREEZE WEB THINGY YA DONT GET ANY SILLY NONE AIR GUN RELATETED NONSENSE ON THERE !!!
COME ON LADS THIS JUST THE SNORT OF STUFF I DONT WANT TO READ
You'll have to excuse them, although i've told them before, they're slow loiners.
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