Nelson Snooker Club

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  1. harry 400

    harry 400 Member

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    Nelson snooker club has arrived for the winter as it is taking over from our summer sillouettes.
    To start, 5 shots standing 30mm at 30 yards at the reds 1 point each. If you hit 1 stander, you get 1 kneeler. 2 standers, 2 kneelers. now, if you hit 5 standers you get 10 kneelers. From 45mm to 8mm at 30 yds.
    Couldn't put the scores on last night so here they are.
    Steve "Shall i use my walther or my stongbow" Chubb 19
    Jack "I hit tha black the other day" Harris 15
    Dorian" super tuner" Falconer 12
    Jason "hmmm, shall i raise my cheekpiece or put my teeth in" Harris 12
    Peter "1st dibs" Underwood 6
    Gareth "Steyr next" James 5
    Steve "I hit that one 1 by there" James 5
    Tom "pffft, i just cant do it today" Gould 4
    Darren "NOOOOOOO, you make the tea" Davies 2
    Scoremaster as Berty is at the worlds, Jason
     
  2. dozbadthebad

    dozbadthebad NEFTA Clasic 2018

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    fun in the dark

    all are welcome on wednesday the lights are on and darren is on the tea :eek:
    come on lets see what you got :shot:
     
  3. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    I was interested, until i read "Standing" lol
     
  4. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    WIth all that bragging of the EV2, new stock, butt hook, new set up... Gimp coat

    YOUR STILL TOO SCARED TO HAVE A GO??????????


    Berty
     
  5. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Score master

    Scoremaster as Berty is at the worlds, Jason[/QUOTE]

    Its ok Jason....


    I am back home now and ready to take on the score challenges for the lads..

    Looking forward to tomorrow to have a go at it myself...


    Berty
     
  6. strangefroot

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    Ha ha yeah love that one te he. ;)
     
  7. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Wont have the stock until Xmas, this one is too deep for standers.:D
     
  8. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Results from 06/10/10

    After days of discussions we have come to the agreement that we will just put up the scores from the night instead of keeping a total going. The only score that will be constantly used will be the highest break so far.

    Ok highest break so faar is 33 set by Jack Harris.

    Scores are as follows...

    Berty "I always miss one of the standers" Bassett..............................................13
    Dorian "I wish I went to Hungary now" Falconer.................................................18
    Steve "That is surely a hit" Chuub..................................................................6
    Tom "Im crap at this" Gould..........................................................................0
    Jason "I hate working weekends" Harris...........................................................2
    Gareth "I like your EV2 Berty" James...............................................................16
    Jack "The Hustler" Harris.............................................................................33
    Andrew "Smiling assassin (Gambit)" Underwood...................................................3
    Peter "Walther merchant" Underwood.............................................................13
    Darren "I hate getting up in the morning just to watch Jeremy Kyle" Davies.................1
    Stephen "I just love shooting tin cans" James.....................................................7

    Scores collated by your very own travelling shooter...


    Berty
     
  9. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Yeah rite

    Excuses excuses Simon.....

    That stock of Tosh's is never too deep for standing.

    I believe you've ordered a Cane stock which are normally deep stocks from what I can recall?? They are damn nice stocks mind I have to agree with you there fella...


    Berty
     
  10. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    mark i look forward to your reviews :D

    i still think you should little harris a good shoeing he is getting to good .:eek:

    speak later

    mike
     
  11. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Its way deeper than I am used to berty. The njr is about 3.5 inches, this one is 6 inches. As such, standers up trees no problem!

    Cary Cane one is supposed to be about 4 inches, thats my specs:)
     
  12. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Depth

    Firstly who is Cary Cane? Thougth it was Gary might be my mistake mind.

    Secondly, did you measure 4 inches or was it the wife? Just asking as us men do get a little muddled with measurement?

    Berty
     
  13. LittleJack

    LittleJack Active Member

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    Berty, i must add Simon"How do you miss with an ev2" Evans, must be a top name. Got a ring to it and I think it'll stick.:p:rolleyes:
     
  14. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Dont worry, when i finally work how to set mine up, i will be unbeatable:D
     
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  15. Conor

    Conor Never been banned from sales Staff Member

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    big break

    I'll be over shortly to see what little Jack has got!:D
    I'm lethal with a pool cue:p
     
  16. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Cue action

    Conor,

    You want to be careful mind, Jack is getting quite good at handling his cue now. His action is coming together and everything heehee....


    Berty
     
  17. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Further results from last night

    Results as from 13/10/10...

    Highest break still Jack Harris.............................................................33

    Berty "I prefer my hft gun now" Bassett................................................13
    Dorian "the rack is leaning forward and they wont go down" Falconer..............7
    Gareth "I cant see the bloody things" James............................................5
    Steve "I was having a **** and was under fire, I ashit myself!!!!!" Chubb..........2
    Darren "Trolley dolley - Anyone for tea?" Davies.......................................6
    Stephen "The tea guzzler" James.........................................................6
    Jack" I am the best stander and kneeler in Wales" Harris.............................28
    Tom "The council's scrap collector" Gould................................................6

    Scores carefully checked by your scoremaster....


    Berty
     
  18. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Further results

    Results as of 20/10/10 are as follows.....

    Highest break stil Jack "Im AWESOME" Harris...............................................33


    Jack "I am the best stander in the country" Harris.........................................16
    Tom "I didnt even hit plate" Gould.............................................................5
    Steve "Im going to use the Bausch, I think it will make me. Yeah rite" Chubb...........8
    Berty "I hate number 4 red, I cant hit it"....................................................14
    Jason "I got 3 thats my limit now. I got 4" Harris...........................................10
    Darren "I just cant do it. Ive worked my arse off up here today" Davies................1
    Gareth "How much would it cost to have the cheekpiece adjusted. LOTS" James.....12
    Stephen "Dad can I have more pellets please" James......................................5

    Quieter week on numbers this week, but the cold weather is back so no suprise there lads.

    Catch up next week. Your scoremaster....


    Berty
     
  19. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    Further results

    Results as from 27/10/10...


    Top break still.......................Jack "The Greatest" Harris...........................................33


    Berty "That damn 4th red" Bassett..........................................................................8
    Steve "I am the Champion" Chubb..........................................................................14
    Tom "This isnt easy mind" Gould..............................................................................1
    Gareth "How do I look throught this thing" James.........................................................6
    Stephen "Can I use a pistol" James..........................................................................1
    Jack "Wish Steph was here" Harris..........................................................................9
    Dorian "How the F@~K did I miss them" Falconer.........................................................3


    Scores collated by the usual flamboyant score master..........


    Berty
     
  20. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Having had a good news Text (Thanks to the AA factory in Wales:)) I may well have a bash myself next wednesday?

    Can have a rest after 2 shots?
     

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