My tip of the day

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by Kingplinker, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. Kingplinker

    Kingplinker " Horsham HFT champion 2010 "... apparently...

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    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

    5. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

    6. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.

    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    14. PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

    Dave ... just glad to help :D
     
  2. big_phil555

    big_phil555 New Member

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    wicked Dave - made me smile :cool:
     
  3. Feral

    Feral New Member

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    some real corkers there Dave, had me laughing
     
  4. MojoCrow

    MojoCrow New Member

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    This sort of thing is why I want an intercom at work.........

    "This is the voice of the Mysterons"

    "Clean up on aisle two"

    "Stop touching it or it'll fall off"

    "Boss, are you pretending to not be in or do you want to see this rep?"

    :D

    Luckily, the therapy & medication stops me from doing this sort of mischief.:cool:
     
  5. martin c

    martin c New Member

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    NOs 2,3,5,6,8,9 dont get the joke as i do them anyway :rolleyes:
    NOs 1,4,7,10,11,12,,13,14 sound advice if you ask me ;)
     

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