Just popping to the Hairdressers or off Dogging

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by TOOL, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. TOOL

    TOOL Independent FT Pumper

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    Must be a catching Mr D spotted Carbine Stump Calpin wizzing past him on his way for a shampoo & set !

    Or

    Was he going dogging !
     

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  2. RobF

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    Now we know the truth... you can excuse the orange one, we know his lift doesn't go to the top floor, the white one we all know is a FT Fasionista, but when Calps joins in you know it's tarts on tour t'up north. Gilly will be next, piling it into a big boy youth rap Tamiya 4x4 just so he can go eye to eye at the lights with Daniels on his street luge. Next it will be Mr T with an ear stud.
     
  3. strangefroot

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    Sorry folk , been rumbled !

    Im gonna have to come clean & admit it that after 30 years flailing a plastering trowel about & the old wrists starting to cause a bit of grief , ive decided to have a career change .When i heard william hagues brother neil was planning on getting his audi i mentioned to him about my plans & he said "why dont we get a white 'n apiece then i'll not feel too embarassed about buying one by myself " Well , how could i resist !

    Well , now its out in the open i'd may as well admit it .......... Im starting a mobile hair dressing round & i'm looking for a catchy name for the business ! any ideas ?


    Oh by the way , when the above picture was taken today, myself & si higgins had jon lee bound & gagged in the boot & were taking him to a secret location to practice my short back & sides . It didnt go well but managed to stick his left ear back on with some hubba bubba .


    Mr c
     
  4. TOOL

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    Hey up Selwin , how about ' Calps Classic Curls ' or ' Carbine Cuts ' ?
     
  5. PaulD

    PaulD I like Feinwerkbau's

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    Ruperts bespoke rug fitting service has a nice ring to it:D
     
  6. steg

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    Scalps......:)
     
  7. Ratinator

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    Calps scalp's

    CALPS SCALP'S
    hair dresser to the star's
    First victim niki lauder,unfortunately calp's had picked up a cheap hair drier from the market.
    Turned out it was a paint stripper.,you could not glue those back on.
    His other celeb's include ,yul brynner,duncan goodhew and of coarse Mr higgin's famous full body wax.
    Calp's moto ONE CUT FIT'S ALL pass me them clipper's
     

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  8. steg

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    Can't quite be sure who the long piece belongs to...possibly Si Higgins.The tools in the picture were handed down to Calps by Tom Walton from when they used to go rabbiting.....you've got to admire the utilisation of old but perfectly good gear... :D:D:D
     

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  9. Willbe

    Willbe I Like BIG Hats!

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    Lionel Blair cuts? :D
     
  10. Sharpe

    Sharpe Semper fidelis

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    S'Calped :):eek:
     
  11. Jamesy

    Jamesy Weerach ninja

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    Calp's scalps! Hair today gone tomorrow!
    PMSL reading this thread.:D:D:D
     
  12. AIRFIX GILLY

    AIRFIX GILLY WFTA World Champion 2012

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    Mr C, not sure about your trading name but here`s a tag line to have put on the side of your calp mobile;
    Calpins Clippers` Clip Clean Classy Curved Contours Cheap!
    If your after models to work on to start your portfolio why not approach Mr D he`s always looking to change his hair do and image.
     
  13. Bill Peat

    Bill Peat TALLENTLESS PUMPERTEER

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    ANDREW, CALPS WOULD PROBABLY NEED HIS TROWEL TO DO THAT!:eek:;)
     
  14. flintlock

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    I wonder if Calps could use his trowel to artex your cast Bill.
    Hope you're feeling better. Do'es it mean you'll be taking all your shots standing now for the next month or so?
     
  15. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    you can see calps now bending down and picking up the loose hairs off the floor, then stuffing them into his bean bag, or hair bag as it may be?


    So if this is being run by calps and Si H, how about "Clip and Polish"?
     

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