"George" that damned Parrot

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  1. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    I have just heard through a mate that "George" you remember George ?? The parrot that wont talk to the master of the house Young Dave Hatfield has been up to his tricks again!! .Apparently Dave decided to finnish work early one Thurs [ 1 episode of Emerdale, double header of Corrie] and rushed home to view. That dastardly Parrot had chewed through the tv ariel cable, Dave needed an ear so told my friend about it...ALL I can say Dave [my mate] is if you want I can tape any future episodes for you if you give me prior warning, i sorry you,v had to be put through this again mate, sincerely woki :D:D
     
  2. ajtone

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    i know some one who is on the lookout for a cheap parrot:)
     
  3. Chris Coombes

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    I know someone who is on the look out for a cheap parrot
     
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  4. Chris Coombes

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    I know someone who is on the look out for a cheap parrot
     
  5. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    I know someone who,s on the lookout for a cheap parrot.
     
  6. Chris Coombes

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    I know someone who is on the look out for a cheap parrot




    Sorry, have i just said that :D
     
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  7. g.l.w

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    Sorry guys I have done a Disservice to "George" apparently Dave hid the parrots remote control [very clever parrot] and took umbridge , it wanted to watch NCIS on another channel at same time........My apologies George. Dave buy another tv for George mate lot less hassle in the long run..:D:D
     
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    Coombesy want a Cracker:D
     
  9. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    I wonder when you would come along :D
     
  10. D Hat

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    No i think Coombesy want a walther:p
     
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    Has Jeff the big Woolyback lump been at the cooking sherry again :rolleyes:, maybe you should design a Parrot shaped knockdown target Jeffa's, theres seems to be a fair few lads interested in these birds :).
     
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    Does anyone know why there are no headache tablets in the jungle????????????????????????????????



    Because the Parrots ate em all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    Who's a pretty boy then. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    And if you're going to buy a parrot, don't get one from the top of the tree.



    They're on higher perches. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Do you think that parrot needs tweetment ????????????????
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  15. Chris Coombes

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    Me thinks you could be right :D
     
  16. Chris Coombes

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    I see you jokes are still crap
     
  17. g.l.w

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    Jezzzz .......Note to self ...DO NOT shoot any rounds with Nige.:D:D
     
  18. Chris Coombes

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    Get off your fooking RUBBISH
     
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    Just be thankful you don't have to listen to Nigel's jokes every week :(

    Matt
     
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    I feel for you, i really do :D
     

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