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  1. alan 1946

    alan 1946 New Member

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    Err umm hello er is there anyone out there? heres the thing ive only got one freind on "Shooting the Breeze".Ha i hear some of you thats one more than you deserve.My only Freind is Chris Coombes and i know he cant stand me.is it to be that i must remain un loved,?Unwanted?Uncared for,?Unwashed,? Unclaimed as a freind,?Please restore an --OLD--no A VERY VERY OLD MANS faith in humanity..Please dont leave me all on my own with just Coombesy to call a freind COMPASSION......
     
  2. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    How many friends requests have you had turned down Alan???

    Maybe its your low standards, I've just checked mine & I turned down Chris Coombes too
     
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  3. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    YOU been on the "Stella" agen Al, How many times i told you take the meds leave the beer alone................I,m sure Choombsy will talk to when he gets help to get down off the scaffolding mate.;);):):)
     
  4. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    compassion

    Well you put yourself out to befriend the old and incontinent misfits of our society and that's all the thanks you get,i really don't know why i bother.
    All i tried to do is help this old sod out,because to be honest if you had seen by how much he was missing the kill zone,and not by millimetres but yards :D.
    This chap Alan honestly would make an onion cry and would give a aspirin a headache,but i befriended him.
    ,but if he has to have a friend it will still be me.

    ATVB Alan

    Your one and true friend Chris Coombes
     
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  5. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Brought a Tear to me eye that chris ...a tear to me eye, Not sure which one yet but.........:):)
     
  6. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    Nice user title Geoff, have you not qualified for the Gathering yet then. ??


    :D
     
  7. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    Like i said mate try and help you old gits out,and you get no thanks,you old ones don't know what us young ones have to put up with,well the smell of pi~~ for one LOL:D
     
  8. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    t....t.....tw%t............................:):)
     
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    g.l.w Wonky

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    I,l remember that when you want summat...Scissor thumbs..............:p:p:D:D
     
  10. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    I didn't mean you mate but if the cap fits
     
  11. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Thats war that is.................I,v just texted Alan your mob number, that,l teach ya..................:p:p:D:D
     
  12. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    Must remember to change phone number :D
     
  13. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    And that Geoff,qualified for the Gathering,he's a much good as an arse pocket on a vest
     
  14. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Jeez ............have you just woken up ???? I suppose you are a tad Slow................:):)
     
  15. alan 1946

    alan 1946 New Member

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    "LEAVE WOKI ALONE COOMBESY",or i will batter you when i come to the Quarry shoot.
     
  16. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    Bring some chips as well :D
     
  17. g.l.w

    g.l.w Wonky

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    Yea leave Al alone as well ya Wrinkley faced git.............................:p:p:D:D
     
  18. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    Looks like Woky has a new girlfriend:D
     
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    g.l.w Wonky

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    Wots up with you ?? sumdy stole your brolly dolly .....:p:p:D:D
     
  20. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    Your an old TART Woki
     

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