Excuses for HFT Maters ??

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  1. LAity

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    Excuses for HFT Masters ??

    Hi all

    Well after the excuses from last week , some of them were rather good as it goes :p Kyle, yours were spot on mate, and you did dip into the excuse binas it were. RogB didn't need to sadly !!! So the HFT Masters , Kyle , RogB , Ray, WTFIB and Ian.... What are they going to be ?? We each have three of course . Mine are as follows :

    1. LOT ( lack of talent )
    2. Boots are new ( didn't use them as forget them last week:confused: )
    3. Cleaned gun again and have not had a chance to rezero ??

    Im going for those , Please add as applicable


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  2. Ash Bailey

    Ash Bailey Herder of delinquent cats.

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    matt goodson New Member

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  4. LAity

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    That's actually a good one. Wish I had thought of that :)


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    Hmm the "maters"this weekend...is it a breeding comp, if so my excuse is my partner is dop!!:D:D:D
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  6. WTFIB

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    . LOT ( lack of talent )
    2. Boots are new ( didn't use them as forget them last week*)
    3. Cleaned gun again and have not had a chance to rezero ??*

    You missed out number .4
    My top dot fell off.


    My excuses are
    1. Laity spoke to me and put me off
    2. I haven't got a top dot but needed one
    3. Laity spoke to me again.

    I'm sure I can think of a dozen more but if anyone else wants to use mine I totally understand.

    WTFIB
     
  7. Toucan59

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    Mine are;


    1. Laity spoke to me and put me off
    2. I haven't got a top dot but never needed one
    3. Laity spoke to me again.

    Roll on Sunday.
     
  8. WTFIB

    WTFIB DUMMY TIME

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    Ray has used my excuses and that's put me off.:D
     
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    The fact that you actually could be arsed to post on this has put me off!
     
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    WTFIB DUMMY TIME

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    The fact that you're going to be there has put me off. :D
     
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    Me too !! :D:D

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  12. Ash Bailey

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    Just asking, but what is a mater?

    Is this a procreation-related term? ;)
     
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    Quite possibly,the orthographic styling could possibly be a acronym of
    M---------r?,answers on a postcard to ------------ :D:D:D

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  14. LAity

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    My bad.... Spelling is shocking ... or maybe my typing is ?? One or the other .


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    Ceathreamhnan WHFTA Champion 2013

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    Maybe Rog is telling us he's old school ;):D
     
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    Oooh me too!
    Bandwagon - jump? :p
     
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    forgot to switch on my illumination and my ret disappeared !

    or

    Forgot to fill in my card!
     
  18. Tench

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    Looks to me like the most likely excuse will be "Raindrops are falling on my lead" :D
     
  19. tugg

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    get em in early

    1)my scope will be fogged up sunday so I won't be able to see a thing ,
    2)I'm shooting a new rig so still need some time to know it and my positionals are lousy with it ,
    and lastly,
    3) I will forget my pellets and have to borrow a handfull from RogB ,actually that worked rather well last time;)
     
  20. Ceathreamhnan

    Ceathreamhnan WHFTA Champion 2013

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    You forgot to say " the reach on my stock is far too long for me" ;)
     

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