Don't bring a Knife to a Gun fight

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  1. Sparky

    Sparky Ich dien Staff Member

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    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    come on pete thats only a scratch .i only asked him for some domi bits and he cut my stomach open
    he is a nasty man that dutton :D:rolleyes:
    i would post pictures but they are a bit graphic ,,,,,,
     
  3. 5teve L

    5teve L STOP ! HAMMER TIME !

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    Did the newbie stitch you up Pete :eek: :D

    Looks nasty though, prob a good job it was there & not in the top of the leg near a main artery :eek:
     
  4. stu180101

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    I thought exactly the same :eek: Looks like you stitched it yourself, with your left hand and a blunt needle, whilst intoxicated ! :D

    Seriously - it looks sore, are you sure its not infected (or is that just were Slasher Dutton saw his opportunity and twisted the blade as you grabbed for it ;))?
     
  5. D Martin

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    He'll do anything to stop the old dragon making a come back ;)

    Dave
     
  6. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    I told him never to try pinching my food but he didn't listen :p

    I did offer to stitch it for him but for some reason he declined, pity as there was a sewing kit inside the handle of his Rambo knife & lets face it the doctor must have been sozzled & blind when he stitched it up.
     
  7. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    Who mentioned JANE :D
     
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    Well , I suppose the doc took one look at old Sparky & figured to himself

    " Oh no , we got a right back street brawler here :rolleyes: ... with a knife wound nogal " ... " let the trainee sew him up " ....:mad:

    And that's how Sparky had the stitches put in !! ;)

    Pete , next time wear a colar & tie , they'll think you are posh & put micro stiches in ...

    Hope it heals ok mate .:)
     
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    Cringe factor...could have done with a few more stitches by the looks of things! :rolleyes:
    At least you know which way round to hold a knife now Pete :D:D
     
  11. gillieman

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    Nice gash Pete :D
     
  12. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    This is the knife that did the damage, I've now sharpened it for Pete :eek:
     
  13. Sparky

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    Been backstabbed a few times, so suppose being palmstabbed Is a change:eek:

    Pete
     
  14. Scooby

    Scooby Pete Dutton

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    It wasn't your hand I was aiming for :p
     
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    Oh yeah!.......say no more :rolleyes::D:D
     

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