...continuing from "What Guns Do You Own Then " , for those of us who's wife does not shoot, and are clueless bewteen the value of an SMK and a Ripley AR5 or Walther Dominator... WHATS THE BEST EXCUSE (& Lamest) YOU HAVE EVER TOLD THE MISSUS, ABOUT HER ENQUIRY ON- 1. THE NUMBER OF GUNS YOU OWN AND/OR 2. THE VALUE OF THEM, AND/OR 3. WHATS YOUR ANNUAL SPEND ? ...from the household budget ? OR 4. HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY A NEW PURCHASE, WHEN SHE SPOTS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HIDE ? Would like to hear your answers, and get some chuckles out of this thread !