Christmas Presents for Airgunners you know

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  1. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Just a bit of a laugh.:D

    What do the people you know need in their Xmas stocking for the 2011 to help with their Shooting.



    I will buy Berty a new roll of Bacofoil for his March
     
  2. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    For Peter I will buy a Tow Rope
     
  3. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    The scarlet Pimpernell of ft

    For Big Mike a new Chrono, his must be worn out by now?
     
  4. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Short Sighted doz

    For Doz, fluorescent jackt.

    not to fit him, but two in the size of a Jack Russel.
     
  5. berty177

    berty177 Judge Diva

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    I like it,

    For Simon, a stock thats fits. Ooops you have ordered one havent you fella.

    Also a gimp coat that doesnt have to be stretched to fit anymore. It is only a matter of time before he kills someone when one of those buttons flies off at 825fps.

    A little device that lifts Simon's glasses as he puts his eye to his scope, as they say at Tescos every little helps eh Simon.

    As xmas is approaching and Im sure Simon will indulge in a good feast, a bungee belt might help him.

    Oh the list is endless for you Simon for the things your need to help you get decent scores in shooting....


    Berty
     
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  6. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    xmas

    dont need a new chrono i have 5

    peter ---- yes i tow rope or a brain :eek:

    simon you get a pressure washer

    derek can have some black piant

    we will get berty some heatsleeve

    doz can have some hair dye (his new nick could be the silver fox)

    little jack can have a sat nav

    gary can have a step ladder

    chubby can have some hair dye

    more to follow
     
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    berty177 Judge Diva

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    What else do people need........

    Jay Harris.. needs a new set of teeth, I hear that camels dont last cold winters, that will sort that out.

    Jason Davies (Tondu) needs to sort out his dials otherwose he aint going to hit close kills....

    Vince Bowen a good pair of normal length legs....

    Jack Harris, sat nav maybe, but imagine the amount of fun youd have giving him an map oooh now that would ruin his day.

    Simon Evans the confidence to actually stop saying that the stock hes using isnt his and its too deep it doesnt fit him yadda yadda yadda.....

    Pete Jacob doesnt need anything hes owned and shot all that is available to have hasnt he???


    Berty
     
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    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    xmas

    big wooden spoon for simon :rolleyes:
     
  9. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Its only a bit of fun :p
     
  10. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Under the thumb already?

    New one for berty, £20 of petrol as Sywell is too far sunday:D
     
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    countorik BFTA C Grade Champion 2010

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    Directions to any shoot. ( shooting over a chrono does not count as a competion).
     
  12. JAGXKRS

    JAGXKRS Sparky's Bodyguard

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    A proper scope for Chilli & Rog :D:D
     
  13. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    lol + feather duster
     
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    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Dean Jukes - An excuse.

    Oh no he got enough of those?

    Everyone at tondu = an umbrella !
     
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    Most of Tondu members.......... Ringer costumes or capes.

    Nelson club..... new address............ stops Tondu lads invading haahaa.

    Peter Jacob.... Any new rifle for him to look at and then change his mind heehee

    Simon Evans a hope (he needs it)

    More to come


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    A decent pair of glasses for Chris... clearly.... as he STILL cant read the overall standings... cheeky git:D:D:D

    LAity:)
     
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    Scoch HOW!!!

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    A pair of hair straighteners for Chilli,

    bucket of talent for Kenny Weddell, in fact better make that 2 buckets

    Moaning cow hat for our wee Steph (will help with her canting lol)

    decent motor with a gun detector for Laity

    knighthood for services to my walther for the scoobster

    box of doughnuts for Deon

    another box of doughnuts fro Deon

    kick in the nuts for Sean Webb to stop him beating me

    anything gay for Sparky (well it will match his gun)

    replacement bottle of scotch and nail varnish for Charlts

    there is bound to be more to follow!

    smaller forearms for Vinnie (it has to be tiring walking about with them on your arms)
     
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  18. Rod

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    New pair of jeans for Rob.

    Rod
     
  19. dozbadthebad

    dozbadthebad NEFTA Clasic 2018

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    :DFor Doz, fluorescent jackt.

    not to fit him, but two in the size of a Jack Russel.
    simon su thinks this is a grate idea can stormes also be made of kevlar our at lest pellet profe
     

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