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Chilly's willy

Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by chrisc, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. chrisc

    chrisc Lucky git

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    After Gary Chillingworth's outing as a Laydee at Quarry, i thought of another way for our intrepid Scutter to raise cash for a good cause.

    I've spoken to Janine Travers (UKAHFT's piercing/body art queen) and she reckons she can help with this.

    So Gary, how much could we generate if you have a Prince Albert?

    Come on mate it's for the Kids:D:D;) Arming the future:)
     
  2. All That Remains

    All That Remains Caution...I Bite!!!!

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    Cm'on Gary it wont hurt a bit :)

    Although I will need to know some dimensions so I can ensure we have the correct equipment!

    Bar or Ring?

    Janine
     
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  4. Knockedover

    Knockedover CSFTA Champ

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    6inch nail and a lump hammer?? Sterilised of course....:D:D Im sure I've also heard Gary mention something about being partial to a small ring............:eek:
     
  5. Kingplinker

    Kingplinker " Horsham HFT champion 2010 "... apparently...

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    Whatever you decide ........... keep yer pecker up Gary :eek:

    Perhaps we could use you as a side shoot as a ' Bell end target ' : :D:D:D

    Dave
     
  6. Rik ochet

    Rik ochet Its my skunk, I saw it !!

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    How about sterilising a pellet and making use of one of Laitys BSA's to do the piercing :D

    Either that or I vote for Vin's method. Maybe a little body art too. Now where's that rusty nail and ink ????
     
  7. chrisc

    chrisc Lucky git

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    Because if Laity was aiming for his cock he'd probably end up with a hole in his nipple instead.
     
  8. Rik ochet

    Rik ochet Its my skunk, I saw it !!

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    What's Laity's nipple doing that close? :eek:
     
  9. scutter

    scutter Aspiring to mediocrity

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    Bugger OFF
     
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  10. Rik ochet

    Rik ochet Its my skunk, I saw it !!

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    Do we take that as a No you won't Gary ??? :D
     
  11. scutter

    scutter Aspiring to mediocrity

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    Lets just say I will need large amounts of that Dutch Gin Chris had at MAD before I would even think about it:D:D:D
     
  12. w-v-m

    w-v-m Member

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    And you've seen what that Dutch Gin does to people.Its effect goes on for hours.

    Wayne
     
  13. Chris Coombes

    Chris Coombes The specialist

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    BAR OR RING

    Well your never see him at the bar ,and i sure every body seen to much of his ring at Quarry :eek::p:D
     
  14. Charlts

    Charlts Getting dusty

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    I'll donate £20 to get the ball rolling so to speak!

    Ryan
     
  15. killzone sniper

    killzone sniper Del Boys Love Child

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    I can safely say after the basic instinct move at Quarry... Let's just say a 6 inch nail won't be needed maybe a drawing pin !!!!
     
  16. scutter

    scutter Aspiring to mediocrity

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    You did seem quite interested in what was up my skirt mike:eek::eek:
     
  17. JAGXKRS

    JAGXKRS Sparky's Bodyguard

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    Someone's been playing with signatures again:D:D:D
     
  18. Charlts

    Charlts Getting dusty

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    Keep up big fella, Dutty had sorted that out by 8.00am!:D

    Ryan
     
  19. skipper

    skipper New Member

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    C'mon The Chill you heartless swine think of the kids, and to think i had you down as a decent bloke.....apparently the girls like it also :rolleyes:
     

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