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Discussion in 'Hunter (HFT) & Field Target (FT)' started by RobF, Mar 24, 2020 at 8:28 AM.

  1. RobF

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    what barn door Now them tin chickens are going to get it....

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    On hearing the pubs are closed...
     
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    Gun???? Oh yeah!!
     
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    subaru swift I don't have a solution, I just love the problem.

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    Ok what fookwit,,, put real strong glue in my hand sanitizer & wet wipes???

    Could have been worse bud:
     
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  7. what barn door

    what barn door Now them tin chickens are going to get it....

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    Will you shut that window, it's causing havoc with you my new look.
     
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    Slip Stream Experienced novice

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    I said " all competition shooters get a DONUT " not a BALD NUT !!!!??
     
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    AIRFIX GILLY WFTA World Champion 2012

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    Jesus Mary and Joseph I’ve left the hair straighteners ON Jack!
     
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    KFC is closing...
     
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    what barn door Now them tin chickens are going to get it....

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    Well it smells horrible but if your sure donkey pi55 will restore hair i'll give it a go.
     
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    "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurtsss"
     
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    what barn door Now them tin chickens are going to get it....

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    The map says SPALDING, not f**king Balding !
     
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    Feck me, thats definitely not a .177 Jack.
     
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    Jack, look up 'superglue solvent' on the internet for us mate...
     
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