Discussion in 'General Airgun Chat' started by RobF, Apr 3, 2013.
A normal Sunday afternoon for Mike and Berty.
Berty wants mike,s Basitt
"Is that you Berty? I thought it was Andy Wilson, he's always licking my ear"
"Tastes like chicken"
"Do you wanna Pringle Mike"
"There really is no other way to insert a contact lens?"
Berty......" Just look at the size of that enormous pimple"
Mike......" Knew you lied when you said you had cleared the course"
Coat is on....I'm off.
I don't just lick stamps, Jeremy.
Is my tongue as red as your ears?
Don't move, you've got a bit of ketchup on your face.
All I asked was how do ft'ers do it! Now I see why you all sit on big bean bags
forget the tongue... you cant see what hes doing with his hands...
Come on mate, you no the score, no tongues on our first date!
I said i could lick you
OH LOOK it`s gone all curly.
Berty 'The Welsh Lizard' Basset.
Who said it was our first date...
Oh and mike, you loved my big seat...
Thats the the only Hft'er he did lick on the weekend
Have a go bud
Come on Simon you know you want a go...
Then again with your stature it would be the see saw effect.. You'd have to learn to pull the trigger lying down like your standing on the way down oops on the way up... And back down again...