Aardvark award for Gp 5

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  1. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Think there could be a few after yesterday?

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    I will start with my good friend Woody.

    story recounted from his very lips.

    He put the close focus adaptor on for the 8 yard stander, dialed and naileed it, great shot.
    Then proceded to the 42 yard stander. He could not not focus on it at all, adjusted mag, twiddles and twoddled, all the time the clock counting down.
    In the end time was beating him so he set rough dialing and shot a totally out of focus target, and missed.

    Then reaised the close focus adaptor was still on!

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    Neil Haguue for shooting out of sequence on lane 14, the miss probably cost him another first place in A class yesterday.

    3/
    Myself for talikng Peter Jacob into going on Friday night, I am sure half that nikko belongs to me.
     
  2. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    gp 5 aardvark

    yes its bthat time agian ,remember these awards have to be earned so lets have all your votes
    so we have

    justin wood close focus adaptor
    niel hauge not lookng at target numbers
    james osbourne (double dinking the last lane when i had a camera on him :D)

    keep them coming only and remember you have to be in it to win it
     
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  3. NJR 100

    NJR 100 Because I`m AWESIME !!

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    Could have you for having Eyes biiggger than belly, those must be big Eyes Big Daddy lol
     
  4. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    aardvark award for gp5

    yes its bthat time agian ,remember these awards have to be earned so lets have all your votes
    so we have

    justin wood close focus adaptor
    niel hauge not dialing
    james osbourne (double dinking the last lane when i had a camera on him )
    mike williams ..eyes bigger than belly (bbloody big eyes )
     
  5. Littlekev

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    Little kev shooting the chrono table
     
  6. njr74

    njr74 Member

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    Steve Chubb!

    Can everybody help me look for my lost pen, he found it behind his ear!

    Cheers
    Neil
     
  7. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    aardvark award for gp5

    justin wood close focus adaptor
    niel hauge not dialing
    james osbourne (double dinking the last lane when i had a camera on him )
    mike williams ..eyes bigger than belly (bbloody big eyes )
    kev sayers ..shooting the chrono table
    steve chubb --something to with a pen he lost which was behind his ear

    any more keep adding them then i can consult the gods to see hi the worthy winner :D
     
  8. RobF

    RobF Administrator Staff Member

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    how about me pissing around admiring my own perfect kneeling position, feeling the precise second stage break on the trigger, all whilst not actually pointing it at the target... even if i dont win the accolade, i duly feel like i shot that target like a complete aardvark...
     
  9. Conor

    Conor Never been banned from sales Staff Member

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    I left all my pellets back at home on the kitchen table:eek:
     
  10. RobF

    RobF Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh bless mate, if i had known i would have lent you the last 15 to complete the course :D
     
  11. Conor

    Conor Never been banned from sales Staff Member

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    lol :eek: smart ass:D
    wind kicked the complete sh1t out of me, so no excuses:(
     
  12. kilty

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    I only had 50 prepared pellets.

    My mate whose gun went pop on the plinking range went round with me and Richard Greenhaf (fine young man) and shared my gun.
    so that's why I only hit 25.....ie my share of the 50 pellets. Otherwise I was walking home.

    It's true Mike ask anyone!!:D

    cheers
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    Great day out though, thanks to all involved
     
  13. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    aardvark award for gp5

    justin wood close focus adaptor
    niel hauge not dialing
    james osbourne (double dinking the last lane when i had a camera on him )
    mike williams ..eyes bigger than belly (bbloody big eyes )
    kev sayers ..shooting the chrono table
    steve chubb --something to with a pen he lost which was behind his ear
    connor mcflyn forgeting his pellets
    rob farnswoth crap kneeler


    come on chaps there must be someone that made a complete aardvark of himself ,these can only be won and all the winners go into the draw for the end of season aardvark jacket
     
  14. Woody

    Woody The Chaser!

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  15. RobF

    RobF Administrator Staff Member

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    It's going to be interesting at the end of the year to see what is on the list of the biggest owned up to mistakes of the series are...
     
  16. HotShot

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    Well - the kneeler I took sitting cost me 8 points at GP1 - they would have come in handy :(
     
  17. RobF

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    That has to be up there for cause and effect... but keep going Dave, a few more to make up for them with :)
     
  18. mikewills8904

    mikewills8904 walthers last the course

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    aardvark award for gp5

    justin wood close focus adaptor
    niel hauge not dialing
    james osbourne (double dinking the last lane when i had a camera on him )
    mike williams ..eyes bigger than belly (bbloody big eyes )
    kev sayers ..shooting the chrono table
    steve chubb --something to with a pen he lost which was behind his ear
    connor mcflyn forgeting his pellets
    rob farnswoth crap kneeler

    the weekend is creeping up so any more beore we give the award
     
  19. PeteM

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    I didn't do a damm thing wrong & came off the course with a 26.....:eek:
     
  20. TonyF

    TonyF SWEFTA FT Champion 2006

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    ...... you did Pete, you just didn't aim in the correct place for the 24 you missed !! :rolleyes: ;)
     

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